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    Q: how do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
    A: the door won't shut.

    Sent by simran
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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    A Fsh!

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    you: "knock knock"
    friend: "who's there?"
    you: "woo"
    friend:" woo who?"
    you: "hey, don't get too exited it's just a joke"

    Sent by Shy Shy
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    Q:what did the digital clock say to his mom?
    A:look mom no hands.

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    Me : How do you fix a broken tomato?

    Friend : I don't know how do you fix it?

    Me : By using tomato paste

    Sent by Science Boy
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    Me: I've got a wonder watch. It only cost fifty cents.
    Friend:Why is it a wonder watch?
    Me: Because every time I look at it I wonder if it is still working!

    Sent by Candy
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    Q. knock knock who's there Venice Venice who

    A. ven ic you gonna let me in

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    what do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant..........swimming trunks.

    Sent by emily jack george
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    why did the cat jump on the computer?
    because he saw a mouse

    Sent by jake
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    what did one eye say to the other

    between you and me< something smells.

    Sent by metakyo
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