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    what do you call a camel with no hump?
    humpfrey

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    what's yellow, brown and hairy?
    cheese on toast stuck to the carpet.

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    Q. why do pirates only have 1 eye
    A. Because there is only one I in pirate

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    Knock knock...whose there?...granny with bad memory...granny with bad memory who?...knock knock

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    What kind of flower talks the most? tulips (two lips)

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    what did one toilet say to the other toilet?
    YOU LOOK FLUSHED!

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    How do you make an eggroll? Push it down a hill.

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    Where can you find an ocean with no water? On a map.

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    How can anyone go 8 days without sleep?


    It's easy, you don't need to sleep in the day, you can sleep at night.

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    What is a cats favourite thing to?

    walk down the catwalk

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